A choose-your-own-adventure built around a cemetery of dead technology and dead ideas. Visitors wander between headstones, each one telling the story of how something died, with an epitaph that roasts it affectionately, and a hidden clue hunt rewarding the players who dig deeper than the surface. It's a self-contained web experience: part interactive writing, part design toy, part puzzle. A playground for tone of voice and branching structure, built and shipped live on a near-zero-cost Cloudflare stack.